- If I Were A Pretzel
- If I Were A Biscuit
- If I Were A Rock
- If I Were A Nose
- If I Were A Paperclip
- If I Were A Fork
- If I Were A Stick Of Butter
- If I Were A Roll Of Duct Tape
- If I Were A Lightbulb
- A Better Scab
- If I Were The Moon
- If I Were A Flag
- If I Were A Toenail
- If I Were A Toothpick
- If I Were A Cookie
- If I Were A Blanket
- A Better Pimple
- A Better Butterfly
- Punny Love Notes
- Sad Tree